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i got a funny quotes here :
#1 : Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
#2 : When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
#3 : "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
#4 : A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
one funny joke :
#1 : Q: What you call dog with no legs?
A : Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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