a funny stories :

The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

Clever kids:

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.
One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.
A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”
A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.

FIRST FUNNY

first post

i got a funny quotes here :

 #1 : Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

#2 : When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.   

#3 : "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."    

#4 : A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.   

one funny joke :

#1 : Q: What you call dog with no legs?
A : Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.